Posted a picture of my trans 40 army and this reply made me laugh SO hard, please cry more

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Anyway here they are in all their transgender glory

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bunniboytoy:

l3wdbee:

bunniboytoy:

l3wdbee:

bunniboytoy:

bunniboytoy:

just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about

i will not have y’all humiliate me like you did when i said i thought microwaves just blew hot air on the food

Bro.

i thought the spinning helped it cock faster leave me ALONE????

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stop reblogging this i can’t be known for this

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memewhore:

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escuerzoresucitado:

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theuntoaster:

catgirlwheels:

defectivegembrain:

No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.

You can fix some of it though! By going to bed.

Ever since I read a post saying “don’t trust yourself after 9pm” whenever I find myself spiralling at 2am I check the time, see it’s after 9pm, and remember not to trust myself and just go to sleep. Works wonders. The problems are never as bad in the morning.

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0sbrain:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

SOUND ON. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

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balkanbitch:

I hope hobie says this in the next film

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loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

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wireframetool:

zinogre:

zinogre:

is it legal to talk about killing elon here

i’m killing him

tch… now way you’re killing him


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not without me anyway…

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headspace-hotel:

priestessshizuka:

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posting my werewolf meme here too bc it needs to be said.

personally fond of the “when you accept your wolf nature you gain control of it” interpretation

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alexxuun:

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Miles finally got an explanation on what comic con is.

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